Democrat: You won’t have to change your health care if you don’t want to.
Republican: I don’t want the government to make decisions about my health care!
Democrat: But you won’t have to change your health care if you don’t want to.
Republican: Yes, but I don’t want the government to make decisions about my health care!
Democrat: Then everything will work out fine.
Republican: Death panels!
Teabagger: Socialist!

The end.